castiel-knight-of-hell:

this should have been Castiel’s entrance on Supernatural 

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slutty-ukes:

fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I explained “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit” 

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Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

an-abundance-of-toms:

victorydancebitches:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

DAMMIT THOSE WEASLEYS STOLED MY PHONE!

I was reading a Drarry fanfic, for Merlin’s sake.

(via cumber-bitches)


benesmauglocked:

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.

benesmauglocked:

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.

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hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

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A boy just told me he’d like to make love to me, I’m not sure how I feel.
Flattered, certainly
A little shocked?

No ones ever used that term with me before, hmmm
It seems a little intense, doesn’t it??



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