mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(via phoenixthecookiemonster)



mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

(via seekingagreatperhaps1)



lucithor:

mtrenchie:

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

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(via danbop)


mindykaeling:

Ben/Leslie Meme → 1/6 Scenes

↳ Proposal in 5x05

(via stress-shamwow)


carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

(via phoenixthecookiemonster)


sh4ne:

weryoungforever:

hihowsyourlife:

clairesawyer:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logoimage

i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex

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no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)

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i like the google logo because it is colorful

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(via assbuttinthecage)


bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via sylverfox)


aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(via crrocs)